WTF: New Mexico Man Desperately Looks For The Female Jogger Who Keeps Pooping On His Steps (Video)


Maybe she had the runs (bad joke lol) ….

A Nob Hill man wants to identify a woman he caught on camera multiple times defecating next to his home while she was on a morning jog. At first the man, who did not want to be identified, thought the person in question may have been homeless, and that it was a one-time occurrence. But he said it’s happened at least four times, the most recent being this past weekend. The first time was Easter Sunday. The woman jogged near his home, made a turn, heading toward an alley nearby and did her business, the man said. “This is malicious fecal distribution,” he said.

The man said the woman always strikes on weekend mornings, and he’s captured the event on a security camera. He’s hoping KOAT’s story about the unusual visitor gets her attention and forces her to stop.”If it happens again, I’m going to run out there with a hose and hose her down and say, ‘Bad human!'” he said, adding that he has not called police, fearing they won’t take the complaint seriously.