Your Gym Membership Has Been TERMINATED!


LOL…. This is one epic gym termination letter.

Mr. ███████ is welcome at my gym anytime.  I am just so goddamned proud of this man, and so jealous at the same time.  Mr. ███████, I hope you someday find your way to TwoScoops, you are truly an inspiration to us all and we will welcome you with open arms.

“When Mr. ███████ was confronted by staff, he reportedly told the staff member, “Ain’t No thing but a chicken Wing,” refusing to comply with staff requests.  We are unsure of the meaning of Mr. ███████’s statements but believe them to be of a threatening nature.”


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